Lyrics
Pina Colada
1st Verse
It all happened one night driving home, I was feeling fine
When out of nowhere that’s when I saw this sign.
Now I had just got paid, then Johnny Kemp played
But right then I thought, I would loose my mind.
The sign read, “Tonight Free: All Virgin Daiquiris!!!”
So I stepped in and thought I’d take a drink.
Now I don’t do this naturally, but the price sounded good to me
So I sat down and ordered with a wink.
I ordered…
Chorus Pina Colada…
I like it fresh from the blender.
I ordered Pina Colada…
I like it fresh from the blender.
I ordered Pina Colada…
I like it fresh from the blender.
I ordered Pina Colada…
I like it fresh from the blender.
2nd Verse
Now my drink came back but before I took a sip,
I looked down at the bottom of the glass…
Now I can’t be sure of what I thought I saw before
But, I swear I’d seen an eye staring back?
So I looked off, I shook it off and off my mind I took it off
To the moment that it started going down…
Good thing I couldn’t see, what I had just poured inside of me
‘Cause it tasted like anchovies going down.
I ordered…
3rd Verse
I finally finished my drink
Just in time to sit a spell ‘cause my stomach really needed to relax.
I thought maybe if my drink had some time to rest too,
There was a chance that it wouldn’t double back.
But the more that time ticked, the more that I felt sick
Wishing that I would of never drank at all…
I wish I had had a clue before I drank a sip or two
Now I’m headed for the bathroom stall.
I ordered…
Pina Colada cont’d
4th Verse
Now I was on my knees,
Beggin’ God for mercy-
With my head resting on the toilet seat!
That’s when the owner rushed in, just like an ambulance
Took me straight to the county down the street.
Then the doctor walked in I said, “Oh, not you again!!!!!!”
He said, “I’m sorry, but we’ll have to operate.”
So the next time that something’s free,
Take this advice, to you from me…
Just be careful of what you have to drink!
I ordered…
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