"She's Fat" genre: General Comedy
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	A sweet harmonic barbershop quartet singing a love song about a certain woman's girth. Not nearly as insulting as it sounds, because the guy loves her anyway. Ummm.. heh, heh.
	CD: You Can't Be Serious   Label: Wildest Dreams Media Design Credits: Sean Sanczel & Bill Martinez
	Story Behind the Song We were just thinking what would be some really unexpected song lyrics coming out of a barbershop quartet. Singing just as nice as they know how. A guy comes home after a long stint..somewhere and finds he's going to be seeing a LOT more of his girl. In the end it turned out to be a re-affirmation song for the main guy singing about his girl. Lyrics The train is pulling in, I'm coming home. I can't believe she waited for me, all this time... But look, what's that up ahead? A crowd of people coming at me, but wait... That's not a crowd I see it's... Oh My God... She's fat She must weigh in at 310 or more How'd she ever get out the door, oh my Lord She's fat She's fat I can't believe what I'm looking at She sarts here and doesn't stop till way over there... she's fat. She's got a love handle on the left side and a love handle on the right. But even still I can't pick her up although I try with all my might. She's fat They're gonna tear her down and put up office space, what's the sense of letting real estate go to waste? She's fat. And when I say she's fat, I don't mean that she's just pleasingly plump! She's real, gosh-darn fat. Bovine. Wall-to-wall. All mine? But I could stand to lose a couple of pounds myself! Fat, fat - and that's that!

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