"(stuck N) This i-280 12 Mile Traffic Jam" genre: Political Humor
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	topical, countrypolitan, aural extravaganza calling into question our nations fundamental grasp? on reality. Featuring The Karl Hipkiss Family Singers and The Holstein Horns Also available in G- and R-rated flavors. Car Talk! Call me! y
	CD: betty   Label: del chivito rex/ goatsheardmusic.com Credits: Words and Music by Ross Rubin, Additional Words by Jeffrey Clark, Produced by Ross Rubin and Chris Vibberts, Mixed by Adam Munoz (Different Fur), Mastered by Richard Fisher (Prarie Sun/In the Pocket), Vocal Finesse by The Karl Hipkiss Family Singers, Fe
	Story Behind the Song well, i was cursing my hour commute to play recorders with grade 4s with only one am station to keep me informed and the eye in the sky swore that this one was twelve miles or more. i was crawling myself out on hiway 12 and since practically parked, the spark hit and i wrote it (then cut and pasted two later, additional verses by jeff clark). many more late night sessions with chris & ross..." Lyrics (Stuck in this) I-280 12-mile Traffic Jam Copyright 2000 by Ross Rubin/ASCAP Additional lyrics by Jeffrey Clark PG version (write for G- and R-rated versions) I brought my cellular, so I can talk to her she's at home cookin' tasty vittles for her man. Baby, I'm hurryin', so shush yer worryin' I'm gittin home, honey, as quickly as I kin... Stuck in this I-280 12-mile Traffic Jam Why is my SUV, wired for wide-screen TV? When what I need's a T-1 or ISDN? At least my laptop's here so at least I appear productive while I search the web for Brittney's mams... Stuck in this I-280 12-mile traffic jam A revelation come to me While napping in my SUV There's just too many cars Including ours. If we don't find our way home soon I don't know what we're gonna do This tank of gas, can we make it last? Last us through this I-280 12-mile Traffic Jam O'er in the diamond land, it's the same old waiting game That fella's porsche must have cost him forty grand. yeah sure he'd love to pass, but he's getting nowhere fast just kissin' bumpers with some old volkswagen van He's stuck in this I-280 12-mile traffic jam He's learnin swedish Leavin Milpitas so he can woo his lady In that foreign land. she's got some power bars she won't starve in her car we're pickin noses and peein in cola cans. You've got yer cellular so you can talk to her and tell her WHAT YER DOIN WITH YER OTHER HAND.... Stuck in this I-280 12-mile Traffic Jam

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