Story Behind the Song
DAMN IT!! I was feeling spry one day and decided to fix myself a sammich. To finish off my lovely late night meal, I reached for that green tinged jar of delight. But it wouldn't open.. I thought to myself, "I'm not going to let a fermenting plant insult my manhood!!" My muscles buldged as my pride sank into a bottomless pit of my own failure. So I fuckin gave up OK?!I ate my pickless sandwhich and picked up the guitar laying on the couch, my hands shaking in unsatisfied rage.
Lyrics
I hate when the pickle jar won't open
It makes me mad when that pickle jar is stuck
Won't open up your heart
Won't you open up your jar
for me
Won't you see, won't you be
I just want you, oh
It's just not kosher
just not kosher, ect..
I was making a sammich
And that pickle wouldn't come out
I just wanted a cucumber
Bathed in that salty goodness
Won't you come and play for me
I know, I know, I know, I know
Your just a jar
Just a jar, just a jar
just a jar, just a cucumber in a jar
Your my pickle you should come out
Give my life some joy
It's not kosher, It's not kosher, ect..
It's not kosher, for you to fuck me over
It's not kosher, I'ts not kosher, ect..
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