"A Server's Life" genre: Satire
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	When your useful days are at an end and your chips are obsolete...Your hard disk is a’thrashin’, and your memory’s replete...You’re very easy to replace, they will not hesitate...There’s nothin’ that they hate like a slow Server
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	Lyrics The Life of a Server If you’re born into the Server class, it’s there you’ll end your days Queuein’ jobs and servin’ files for fancier displays My own poor screen is monochrome and they keep me out of sight And that sums up the plight of the Server Well it’s no good wishin’ certain things were different ‘Cause your proper station’s pre-ordained And it’s “pump that data” to its proper destination I could do it in me sleep with half me brain Can’t help wonderin’ what happens to the bytes that leave my ports Destined for workstations, runnin’ software of all sorts Exotic applications, of a type I’ll never run No it ain’t much fun to be a server Well it’s no good wishin’ certain things were different ‘Cause your proper station’s pre-ordained And it’s “pump that data” to its proper destination I could do it in me sleep with half me brain They keep me runnin’ ‘round the clock, the others they can rest My SCSI* ports are achin’, my coolin’ fans are stressed But I’d have lied if I took no pride in the service I perform Vital is the work of the Server Well it’s no good wishin’ certain things were different ‘Cause your proper station’s pre-ordained And it’s “pump that data” to its proper destination I could do it in me sleep with half me brain When your useful days are at and end, and your chips are obsolete Your hard disk is a’thrashin’, and your memory’s replete You’re very easy to replace, they will not hesitate There’s nothin’ that they hate like a slow Server Well there’s nothin’ that they hate…like a slow Server © 1998 Douglas Hamilton

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