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 Lyrics 
I got a bigger shop of horrors
 Much redder than yours
 I got a bigger shop of horrors
 There's evil stomping on the floor
 
 Well, my bigger shop of horrors
 Wants you on the display
 Larger shop of terror
 Won't you come on in and stay?
 That itty bitty plant ain't scaring me
 How could I be scared of clay, soil and seeds?
 
 Well, it smells like a coroners
 And the pipes drip rusty water
 It's too dirty for the spiders
 The floors could be a little whiter.
 
 But they're too caked with blood, to even see the tiles
 Every time we do it, I get nothing but smiles
 Why is murdering illegal? It's just murdering man...
 Let's have a blast!
 
 So let your thorns rip out my eyes
 Rip my chest wide open, take a bite inside
 I'm sure all the fun we had will hurt
 But we belong 6 feet under lots of dirt
 
 But they're too caked with blood, to even see the tiles
 Every time we do it, I get nothing but smiles
 Why is murdering illegal? It's just murdering man...
 Let's have a blast!
 
 So let your thorns rip out my eyes
 Rip my chest wide open, take a bite inside
 I'm sure all the fun we had will hurt
 But we belong 6 feet under lots of dirt
 Now that fun we had is lost
 Darling all that killing, honey, baby-doll, you're the most
 When I see dry blood on some rubber gloves
 It takes me to the time when murdering meant love 
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