Lyrics
Clark Kent he is a moron, because if I could be Superman, I'd perform an aerial show in front of all my friends, wouldn't that be cool? I'd be a fool, if I were Superman!
Peter Parker is a maroon, because if I could be Spiderman, I'd swing around all day long, with my spider hands, that would rock! I'd be in luck, if I were Spiderman!
Superhero's nowadays, they don't have any fun, if I'd the superpowers, I'd be the one! I'd be fighting off women, instead of fighting crime! If I'd the superpowers, they'd wait in line!
I wish I could just stretch out, just like that one guy Plastic Man! I could reach a drink on across the room without having to stand, that would rock, I'd be cool....etc...
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