"I'm Just A Cow" genre: General Comedy
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	The sad tale of a cow who doesn't want to eaten
	Story Behind the Song When I was 14, I worked bagging groceries at a health food store....hey.....Stop laughing!......Anyway, I got bored and started making up little songs in my head. There was this one tune that I couldn't get out of my head. It was only logical that it would be a song about a cow. After all, I had spent the better part of the day bagging processed beef.....(chics dig guys who bag processed beef)........A few days later I finnished the song and put it on paper. It was later recorded at a friend's dorm in Massachusetts and posted on this site for two years before I decided it was time to re-record it......basically because I have no life. The new version was recorded in my bedroom, in an appartment here in Fridley, MN. (very high tech) But I have nothing better to do with my time than entertain the world......so.......here you go......enjoy! Lyrics (VERSE 1) I'm just a cow I grew up on a farm I was raised in a barn I grew up eating grass I'm just a cow Never hurt anyone I just stand here and chew my cudd I'm too young to die (CHORUS) I'm just a cow, 'Give you milk for your butter Just a cow Four stomachs, one utter My thighs are too fat, I eat too much hay I wouldn't taste good to you anyway Please spare my life, I'm beggin' you now Put down that knife, I'm just a cow (VERSE 2) I don't want to be a happy meal Can't you tell how I feel? I think I'm gonna cry Oh, Please take my friend the Yak He would make such a lovely snack He'll go better with fries (BRIDGE) I'm nobody's Whopper I aint no Big Mac If you eat me I might give you a heart attack I'll clog your arteries and when I'm through A tripple bi-pass may be in store for you Please don't eat me, moo, Moo, MOO!!!!!!

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