Lyrics
Who's gonna save you
When you realize your life sucks?
Who's gonna make you smile,
and feel like a million bucks?
Sure your life's not that good,
but I run around our neighborhood
dressed up in these stupid tights
I'm all alone every single night
I visit trek conventions
in my shirt like Captain Kirk
I'm forty and still live at home,
and never look for work.
Yeah, I'm your loser superhero,
here to save you from yourself, dear
faster than the speed of boredom
your good laugh lasts all year
So why do you still call me?
Every month or so?
Maybe it's because,
You'll know that I'll be home.
Dated me in high school,
and you still live in this small town
need to find a bigger loser than yourself
to up you when you're feeling down
Yeah, I'm your loser superhero,
here to save you from yourself, dear
faster than the speed of boredom
your good laugh lasts all year....
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