Story Behind the Song
It's all about a girl who splits up with a guy, and she finds her oh-so understanding male friend adequate support. But his brains in his pants and his attention's elsewhere.. you've all been there, guys. Have I?. Hmm... i'll have to leave you guessing. JOE x
Lyrics
Don't scream at me, I can't tell what you're feeling.
Calm down my sweet baby, come down from the ceiling.
You got a load of troubles, and I got time to spare.
So get it off your chest, and i'll pull up a chair.
Call him a dick, It's so hard, you tried.
I know I said I liked him, but I guess I lied.
You've loved and lost, and really that's ok.
There's no one in town who hasn't been that way.
I'm the last person who can help you out.
I'm not a guy who knows the score.
I'd really love to be your shoulder to lean on,
But I can't pretend, I'm after more.
You cry and sigh, we sit in your room.
Perhaps a little wine will take away the gloom.
And for the first time in a while,
I see you break your little smile.
In the silence, I look into your eyes.
Whisper something dirty and I wouldn't think twice.
I'm mentally undressing you, haven't got that far.
Cos even in imagination, still can't take off a bra.
I'm the last person who can help you out.
I'm not a shrink, I can't cleanse your mind.
I know you sound like you just need some help.
And I got some help, but a different kind.
It's hot in here, can I take off my shirt.
(When really all I wanna do is roll round in the dirt)
Daytime TV, baby it's so frustrating.
(It just aint distracting me from mutual masturbating)
Let's get closer, and you kiss me slow.
The way I'm kissing you, what I want I guess you know
Vunerable and you're only too happy to please.
I've been waiting for this, oh god you're such a tease.
I'm the last person who can help you out.
I can't help you with your problems with men.
Just when you think all your problems are over.
Here comes another, just to mess it up again
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