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CRUISING DOWN THE HIGHWAY, DOING 91
JUST ME AND MY LOVER HAVING CRAZY FUN
I'M A PART OF HER, AND SHE IS A PART OF ME
I LOOK INTO HER EYES AND DO NOT SEE
THE TWISTED TWIST OF FATE THAT'S ABOUT TO BE
BIG TRUCK WITH WHEELS NUMBERING EIGHTEEN
BARRELING TOWARDS OUR FINAL DESTINY
WE REACH THE INTERSECTION, IGNORING THE RED LIGHT
CUZ THE 18-WHEELER ISN'T IN OUR SIGHT
AND IT TEARS INTO OUR CAR, AS WE SCREAM IN TORTURED FRIGHT
I WAS A PART OF HER, AND SHE WAS A PART OF ME
BUT LITTLE DID WE KNOW, AND LITTLE DID WE SEE
THAT ONE DAY WE COULD SAY THAT LITERALLY
I WAKE UP IN THE E.R., AND I'VE BEEN TORN IN HALF
BUT I'M STILL ALIVE. CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
MY LOVE IS IN HERE ALSO. SHE'S ALSO TORN IN TWO
BUT THEY ONLY SAVED HER WAIST DOWN. THAT'S ALL THAT THEY COULD DO
MY TOP HALF SURVIVED, AND HER BOTTOM HALF SURVIVED. WHAT TO DO?
I SAID, "DOCTOR, PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY LOVE AWAY FROM ME
I NEED A WAIST AND LEGS, AND SHE NEEDS A BODY
YOU KNOW I'LL GLADLY PAY YOU. I'LL PAY YOU ANY PRICE
IF YOU'D ATTACH US AT THE WAIST, IT REALLY WOULD BE NICE"
THEY PUT ON THE GAS MASK. THEY STARTED RIGHT AWAY
THEY CUT AND SNIPPED AND STITCHED FOR 7 DAYS
THEN, I AWOKE, AND I FELT A LITTLE PAIN
BUT AT LEAST MY LOVE AND I WERE ONE AGAIN
NOW THAT I'M THIS WAY I CAN BE COOL, CALM, AND SANE
NOW WE'RE BACK TOGETHER, TOGETHER ALL THE TIME
I'M TECHNICALLY A DIFFERENT SEX, AND THAT'S JUST FINE
CUZ WE'RE BACK TOGETHER, AND WE'LL NEVER BE APART
I'VE GOT HER LEGS AND SHE'S GOT MY HEART
I'M SO VERY HAPPY. I'M SO VERY GLAD
THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE LIFE I HAD
I CAN TOUCH MY LOVER WHENEVER I WANT
CALL IT MASTURBATION IF YOU WANNA BE BLUNT
NOW I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM
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