"My Pants Are Too Tight" genre: General Comedy
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	You've just got to suffer to look cool....
	Credits: The Metal Pixies
	Story Behind the Song We were watching the "Bee Gees Story" starring Bing Crosby and Doris Day when inspiration hit us like a flash of lightning...... Lyrics Well you can tell by the way I’m talking - I’ve got difficulty walking And you can tell by the way I dance - there’s no room inside my pants. When I try to breathe in - they give me such a squeeze It’s so agonising - it brings me to my knees You know I’ve got to be high fashion - when I hit the disco floor But they’re so tight they kill my passion - though the girls all scream for more When I squeeze them on it seems to take eternity I think they might have damaged - my fertility Chorus My pants are too tight My pants are too tight These sure don’t feel right My pants are too tight Well looking good is sure restricting - I can’t get into the groove. There are parts of me so painful - that I just don’t want to move Every time I zip up - I look so forlorn The only way I squeeze in - is using a shoe horn

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