"Who Farted?"  Parental Advisory genre: General Comedy
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	Inspired by convenience store burritos. This song will shake your bowels.
	CD: Flatula Oblongatta Sings Arias for the Terminally Bloated   Label: Rumblethwank Rekords Credits: Tex-Mex, Howard Stern
	Story Behind the Song Q102 in Dallas used to have a slogan: Rock that rips through you like a convenience store burrito! I wanted to write the quintessential song for just such a sentiment. Lyrics Oh, bubbles in the bathtub, lingering aroma Suffering from bloating in your belly Every time you eat those mega-burritos The outcome is always loud and smelly It can happen in the subway, the office or the classroom Doesn't matter if you're straight or gay In the theater, in the elevator The best part about it's when you hear the people say: ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! WHO FARTED? (and your boss says) ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! WHO FARTED? (and the teacher says) ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! WHO FARTED? (and your mother says) ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! WHO FARTED? WHO FARTED? Imagine that you're on a date with a pretty lady Who's feeling serious infatuation She really wants to kiss you, just can't resist you But you're about to die of flatulation And now you're in a panic cuz you know you're gonna blow it You shouldn'a had the Mexican Medley But you're a real charmer, so like a stealth bomber You go and drop a Silent But Deadly (And you say) ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! WHO FARTED? (it wasn't me!) ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! WHO FARTED? (and the waiter says) ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! WHO FARTED? (and the lady says) ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! WHO FARTED? (must'a been the bus boy!) Some people get embarrassed, say that it's disgusting Other people think that it's a gas! But it's my belief if I don't get no relief It's gonna end up being a real pain in the *** Now a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do I think even the ladies would agree So go ahead and cut loose, you don't need an excuse Everybody sing along with me, sing it loudly: ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! WHO FARTED? ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! WHO FARTED? ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! WHO FARTED? ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! WHO FARTED? etc. fade

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