"English Speakers Need Not Apply"  Parental Advisory genre: Crooners/Vocals
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	Russian Women need husbands now! Sex Crazed a.k.a. Friendly island girls want to meet you! Joe Gro Loungeapalooza with Fernando Lamas?
	MP3.com CD: Mandrax Hairdressing Incident - buy it! CD: The Mandrax Hairdressing Incident   Label: DAM (SmegmaTone) Credits: Jay Sic - Vocals, Ray Cummer - Guitar, Beauboe Baboomian, Bass of All Possible Worlds, Mr. Uggh Lee - Drums
	Story Behind the Song Jay Sic said "The concept of Internet brides gave me the idea for English Speakers Need Not Apply, I mean if you had a choice would you rather have a girlfriend who could scream and bitch in a language you understood or? I was also obsessing with cover bands which I hate." A rare JG that chicks will dig unless they listen to the lyrics. Jay adds "I hit a note, which I think is unusual enough for our fans to want to buy this "F"ing CD." Lyrics *Bad Spanish English speakers need not apply.. If you want to massage the inner thigh... just try *Bad Spanish Dee English speakers need not apply if you want to massage the inner thigh Yes it is simplier that way *Spanish - Joe Gro or Fernando Lamas? It is better to feel my thigh then to look good It is better to say obscene things than to sound good It’s better to pack wood Yes the bands way too overrehearsed Overedited it is perverse Edit out all of the coherent parts And the little sound of the drummer players fart Yes they play bars that have no name All of the songs they sound the same OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER! Yeah! It's a lot of peace love and happyness and other stupid 60s shit Cuz it the A to Z love song He met he wanted her he had to have her But she went away Yes she did His heart was broken Ok? Love is red Love is blue Sometimes it sucks so Goo Goo Ga Joob Yes my words of love are meaningless to a woman who does not speak english English speakers need not apply if you want to massage the inner thigh (solo) Yeah the bands way too overrehersed Over edited its prerverse So lets edit out all the coherent parts Yeah were going to record this and hit the charts And then we'll play with bands that have no name. With all those songs that sound the same. Yeah love is red Love is blue And sometimes it sucks so Goo goo ga joob yeah Goo goo ga joob My words of love are meaningless So blah blah blah blah Blahah!

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