"Natural Beauty?" genre: Satire
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	A hilarious song about a different kind of double standard between men and women
	Story Behind the Song I have always been struck by the slight hypocracy that exists with women who go to great lengths to artifically enhance their looks, but, who at the same time, demand that their male partners be "honest and all natural." The bottom line of the song is: "What you see may not be what you get" Lyrics IT'S A PECULIAR SITUATION WHEN YOU USE YOUR IMAGINATION TO VISUALIZE A WOMAN THAT YOU'VE MET. YOU MAY HAVE SEEN HER AS A GODDESS WITH SMALL HIPS AND AMPLE BODDESS BUT WHAT YOU SAW MAY NOT BE WHAT YOU GET. IF HER TOP'S EXAGGERATED HER BRASSIERE MAY BE INFLATED IT'S A SECRET THAT VICTORIA WON'T HIDE. LOOKING TRIM IS NOT A HURDLE WHEN YOU HAVE A PANTY GIRDLE THAT CAN PACK IT IN FROM EVERY SIDE IT SEEMS TO ME A DOUBLE STANDARD THAT MEN'S DESIRES FOR LOOKS SHOULD BE SO PANDERED. WOMEN WANT US TO LIKE THEM FOR WHO THEY ARE INSIDE YET THEY ACT LIKE IT'S A THOUGHT WE'VE NEVER PONDERED. PRESS-ON NAILS AND FALSE EYELASHES IN REALITY NEVER CLASHES WITH THE NOTION THAT HER APPEARANCE MAY BE FAKE. SHE MAY SAY THAT IT'S HER DUTY TO ENHANCE HER NATURAL BEAUTY BUT SHE WON'T SMILE FOR FEAR HER FACE MIGHT BREAK. WOMEN WANT US TO BE HONEST AND THEY WANT US TO DO OUR DARNDEST TO BE TRUTHFUL AND TO NEVER TELL THEM LIES. BUT IT'S REALLY TIME THEY WAKE UP 'CAUSE WE FEEL THAT ALL THEIR MAKE UP IS ESSENTIALLY A BIG DISGUISE!

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