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at first sight,
i knew,
your parents were as ugly,
as you
one drunken orgy,
and too many beers,
one night of fun,
and a lifetime of fears
nine months later,
you came out of a womb,
looked like darth vader,
you belong in a tomb
funny looker,
dirty hooker,
little lusta,
with your motha
[dirty bitch -----YEA!]
doctor smacked your mother
asked her what was wrong
your father got the beat down
from the doctor's shlong
first day of kindergarden,
you were made a fool,
billy shanked your ass,
made you his own tool
you went home that day at started to cry,
your daddy called you in, into his room
he showed you his thingie,
and then boom boom....
funny looker,
dirty hooker,
little lusta,
with your motha
[dirty bitch -----YEA!]
now youre in high school,
youre a big little girl,
now daddy fondles your brothers,
bobby, nick, and even earl
if werent such a dirty whore,
and a skanky ass slut,
would you care anymore,
and wash your dank butt
i dont know,
and i dont really care,
how are you now,
that youve lost all your hair
funny looker,
dirty hooker,
little lusta,
with your motha
[dirty bitch -----YEA!]
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