Lyrics
Traffic in the Afterlife
tense
yeah, have been for a long time now
I was a life long atheist, you know
yeah, an affirmed church hater
then one day I wake up in the afterlife
want to talk about a pisser
not a good scene
you know that you live, you die, and that's it
well, it's worse
you live, you die, and this is it
the traffic here is unbelievable
a two lane highway going Lord knows where
and all of us end up on it
I'm telling you, there's a master engineer behind this all right
"Oh, they got all eternity to get where they're going"
I'll bet God thinks
you know, if it weren't for the extreme pleasure I get
from reading the bumper sticker on the car in front of me
I'd almost be inclined to say I was in Hell
almost
"God is my pilot," it says
kind of makes me smile to know that he's stuck too
an atheist's paradise I guess
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