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    "You Are Not A Pimp (Minty Fresh Mix)"genre: Alternative Hip Hop
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    The Minty Fresh rhymes on everything from Buffy and Abercrombie to Clearasil ads and mass consumerism. Features the funktastic DJ Imaginary.
    CD: Self-Titled   Label: http://www.mintyfreshvoice.com

    Story Behind the Song
    This is the updated version, with new instrumentals, lyrics and vocals. The song was updated for the "You Are Not A Pimp" music video. Check out:

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    Lyrics
    (Ladies and Gentleman, the hip-hoppin', funktastic sounds of DJ Imaginary)
    (You are not a pimp)

    You're gonna hate/the sound of my voice/but you regret your choice/pretend your friend/on TV isn’t here/but you can't/cause the big fear/is skin that isn't clear/take it from a peer/you’re a deer/in headlights/fist fights/color missed nights/dissed tights/but you've got drugs/get kissed for a light/that's what I call love/you get the gist, right?

    (You are not a pimp)

    Inside/your boyfriend's sweet ride/you cried/he said he watched Buffy/but you know that he lied/you thought you were star crossed/now you’re in hell/all hope has been lost/so you pick up your cell/it's your stalker on the phone/hear him moan/you're alone/and he wants you for his own/hear him groan/then a dial tone/call the police?/no, she's down on her knees/her stalker's kind of cute/she can't risk a tease/

    The guys with the Abercrombie pants they wear/the guys with the styling gel they need for their hair/your carpenter jeans get you action?/I'm laughin'/cause you're getting satisfaction/off a phony attraction/the man she seeks/James Van Der Beak/on Dawson’s Creek/wears those exact same pants every week/you may be on top/but there can be no doubt/it's the WB/that she/fantasizes about/gotta get some clout/grab myself a teen TV soap everybody knows/for the beginning/I'll be spinning the theme song/and this is how it goes/

    (You Are Not A Pimp)

    Chorus (x2):
    I hate mass fashion/I hate the weather
    If I’m lucky we can put this thing together
    The words/the beat/your mind/will mesh
    That’s how it feels to be Minty Fresh

    Is the song too long/get the label to time it/make a hit/to make it fit/the pop radio climate/I'm leaning toward a meaning/my genre's not my mantra/they’re dyin' if they're lyin'/like in any other contraband/claiming that they understand/and plan/to stick it to the man/on C-Span/took the money and ran/for a beach tan/threw out their lyrics in a gold plated garbage can/

    (You Are Not A Pimp)

    Pop music can be vapid/but con artists are worse you'll/ignore them/not deplore them/for going commercial/let me explain what it means/to be a shill/it isn’t selling records/it's selling Clearasil/holler/for a dollar/they've got you by the collar/those meisers/at Phizer/Budweiser's got you set/I bet/and yet/don't you regret/getting used/like a marionette

    What's on your mind?/what do you believe in?/In time/you'll whine/you'll know that's the reason/saying it's meaningless/and the charts are seeming less/solid but more dense/ ”greatness”/I won’t state this/in the past tense/spare no expense/you know you don't have to quiver/sell yourself to the highest bidder/just find your message and deliver/to all the posers/and deal closers/who missed the signs/let me draw your attention/here's some catchy lines/

    (DJ Imaginary?)

    (You Are Not A Pimp)

    Chorus (x2)

    Outcast/the original/spelled without a “K”/outlast/my residuals/by more than a day/you can play/all the way/shouting hip-hop hooray/I agree/can you see/me mucho mambo sway?/dances/take chances/on romances/forget the glances/enjoy the circumstances/act spontaneous/avoid miscellaneous/labels they'd pin to me/now I'm free/

    (You Are Not A Pimp)

    By the time you hear this track/I'll be out of this space/I'm not coming back/like a roadrunner chase/it won’t be long/'till I get out of here/prove everyone wrong/as the message gets clear/excuse me/I'm deliriously/taking it too seriously/met with surprise/not gratitude/no reason for attitude/lower my latitude/what am I waiting for/go at it dude/when you feel like nothing is fully equipped/wanna walk on your own/or fear you’ll get tripped?/I think of their expressions/and the way they flipped/I stopped playing a part/and rewrote the script/

    (Atttention: If you are not in the business of protecting and organizing the sale of sex, you are not a pimp. I repeat: you are not a pimp.)

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