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    "Timekeeper's Revenge"genre: Doom/Stoner Metal
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    Aside from slaughtering the vast majority of his coworkers with the tools that torment him daily, this is truly Heavy N. Stupid's fantasy scenario. That is, until it erodes into another verbal and physical attack on several deserving coworkers. Among the bureaucratic layers of union management is the head timekeeper's position. This job pays in the $90K a year range and takes all of 45 minutes a day to perform. A politician couldn't come up with a better gimme job. But I digress. Heavy N. Stupid's dream of becoming the head timekeepers is only as absurd as the cartoonish violence he desires to bring upon the jackasses who fall prey to him in this song. Harmless lunch truck operator Bill, Cuban refugee and world champion blabbermouth Tino (one of those assholes who likes to remind anyone who will listen that "en kooba, I was dee boss!"), one-eyed defect Rich Maloney (who really did carry on conversations with himself all day long), and of course George gets it about 5 or 6 times. The song ends with an almost homoerotic male rape question. The answer is obvious to all who have lengthy experience with the brain disease that is Deathchrist featuring Heavy N. Stupid. The references to Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas have yet to be explained.
    CD: TBD
    Credits: Deathchrist - all music. Heavy N. Stupid - vocals/lyrics

    Lyrics
    I work in the office
    I'm someone you don't usually see
    I work in the office
    my name is Anthony
    I'm the head timekeeper I'll fuck you every chance I get
    rape your payroll
    rape your fuckin' life
    skim all your money
    fuck your wife

    timekeeper's revenge
    can't get enough
    timekeeper's revenge
    hey, I just wanna fuck

    lick my scrotal sac Judge Thomas
    you motherfuckin' whore
    you black disgusting prick
    you know you are so suck my dick
    Judge Thomas you rape suck and fuck
    everything in your path
    Judge Thomas you fuckin' ass

    ran to Bill's
    shot him in the head
    now I got the lunch truck blues
    ran to Bill's
    blew it up
    had to laugh when I saw it go up

    fuck fuck fuck that mother's cunt
    fuck fuck fuck that mother's cunt

    I work out on T.I.R.
    my gate number is nine
    you know I sit there all day and
    take a shine
    now I'm stapling Tino's lips together for the hell of it
    I hope to shut him the fuck up if that don't do it I'll have to kill him

    gate nine is my territory
    stay away or else I'll revel in glory
    gate nine is my territory

    I don't know why Tino's lips look so good
    Tino's lips, Tino's lips
    stapling Tino's lips
    shut him the fuck up now

    thought I'd have some fun this morning
    did surgery on George
    cut his lungs out wrapped them around his head
    oh oh what a joy
    grabbed his heart and crushed it under my foot
    grabbed his balls and bite them everywhere
    grab his cock and rip it off
    caulking George's ass closed
    caulking George's ass closed
    caulking George's ass closed now


    Richie kicks his own ass he can't find it anyway
    lost one eye now he has to pay
    mumble mumble mumble mumble Maloney
    talking to himself I don't know why
    blblblblblbllblblblbbl Richie Maloney
    blblblblblbllblblblbbl Richie Maloney
    hey, you know you're fuckin' Maloney, Maloney, Maloney,
    you fuckin' Maloney

    George's lethal fatal nosebleed
    offered him some coke and he died
    want to shoot him up with a gram
    watch the fear lurk in his eye
    want to shove my dick up his ass but don't know why


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