"30\99" genre: General Comedy
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	A tacky little ragtime ditty about why there are always long lines to the women's bathrooms! As heard on the Funny Five Countdown on the Dr. Demento Show.
	CD: Hard Road   Label: Jericho Credits: Leah Zicari: Vocal and Guitars, Nick Corallo: Drums, Glenn Bernardis: Bass
	Story Behind the Song The motivation for writing this song is pretty obvious. Lyrics You men might think it's crazy that this topic's in the news And the taxes that you pay have once more been misused But you wouldn't think it crazy if you stood in that line 'Cause you can pee in 30 seconds while it takes us 99. It's just another symptom of the rising gender gap If you took the time to think you'd understand our handicap Maybe you could browse inside a woman's clothing store We no longer wear a bustle but we have to button more We have to unzip from the back or side Hike up a dress or skirt Struggle with our stockings and our girdles and our shirts We have to squat uncomfortably so we don't touch the pot And if we have our periods add one more minute to the clock. You boys have your toilets mounted on the wall in rows You don't have to close a door or take off all your clothes Just zipper down your Levi's and reach on inside there You boys even have accomodating underwear You want us women all dressed up You like us looking nice Well now the time has come my friends for you to pay the price We just want some extra toilets drawn into the design 'Cause it takes you 30 seconds while it takes us 99.

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