"Up For Hanky Panky" genre: General Comedy
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	This song is about a response to an Internet personal ad.
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	Lyrics I was browsing on the Net through the personal ads. Some were kind of cute. Some were kind of sad. Then one caught my attention, I would have to say, 'cause it was looking like a character from Anime. She was down on her knees and wiggling her tush. I thought, "This is cool." So I decided to push the arrow to the icon for her greeting to play. Then I clicked on the spot and she proceeded to say: "I'm up for Hanky Panky. I'm down with raw and skanky. Come on. You're gonna thank me. I'm up for Hanky Panky." Well I couldn't resist. I just had to reply. Even though there was no photo I didn't question why. So I had to pay for the message to send. I told her if she wants she had a date to attend. She accepted my hasty invitation to dinner. I imagined then that I had found myself a winner. And although I think of myself as a man with a plan. I thought:"What if she wants me for a one night stand?" I'm up for Hanky Panky. I'm down with raw and skanky. Come on. You're gonna thank me. I'm up for Hanky Panky. When I got to the place, I saw her double-chin. I noticed one tooth missing as she started to grin. She said:"I'm lonely so I came up with a plan to get myself a date with an attractive man. I used my technical knowledge and then I did wait to see if someone handsome out there took the bait." She said: "I'd understand it if this date you"d abort." I smiled and answered: "No, I'll be a good sport." So we went on with dinner and extended chat. But from this evening forward I'll remember that if there is no photo, there is no honey.Should you or I reply? NO! Don't waste your money. I'm up for Hanky Panky. I'm down with raw and skanky. Come on. You're gonna thank me. I'm up for Hanky Panky. I'm up for Hanky Panky. I'm down with raw and skanky. He's bad. Somebody spank me. I'm up for Hanky Panky.

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