"The Ballad of the Mannequin"  Parental Advisory genre: General Comedy
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	Mannequins hate their jobs and if they were real they would kill you for making them wear stupid clothes.
	Story Behind the Song BOGMIRE! MAKE A SONG ABOUT A MANNEQUIN! IT GOES LIKE THIS! Lyrics Uno Uno Uno Uno Uno-Dos-Tres! If I was a real boy I would cut out your eyeballs And then I would call you Jimmy Because I hate my job and I would kill you I hate my job and I will kill you Cause I'm a mannequin I'm a mannequin I'm a mannequin I'm a mannequin One day I was sitting in a room all alone And then I was all like "Hey Baby!" Cause a hot chick walked by And then I said to her I will share my piece of pie I've been saving for a year it's pumpkin And It's really good. Sometimes I don't do what my momma said I should Cause I'm a mannequin I'm a mannequin I'm a mannequin I'm a mannequin I wear stupid clothes because I can't move But if I could, the manager of this store... I would kill him... And rip off his lips and kiss my ass with it But I'm still a stupid pretty mannequin I'm a mannequin I'm a mannequin I'm a mannequin I'm a mannequin My friend named Oscar, the mannequin Liked to have sex with small children His dick is made of hard plastic and rubber Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Say that 8 times fast you bitch! I would kill you with my buttocks But I'm a mannequin and I can't So here we go Cause I'm a mannequin Cause I'm a mannequin Cause I'm a mannequin Cause I'm a mannequin I'm a freaking mannequin... THE END

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