Story Behind the Song
Ever feel like offing the boss? Ever feel like informing the customer he ISN'T always right? Time to tell them all off!
Lyrics
Use the title, not the name,
never pretend that you're the same;
Call him mister, call her miss,
and don't forget whose ass to kiss.
Just make damn sure whatever you do
that they know they're better than you;
Stand there smiling and take their shit,
because your job depends on it.
Yes, sir, no, sir, should I stay or go, sir?
Yes, sir, no, sir, I don't really know, sir.
How can I show, sir, I'm lowest of the low, sir?
Yes, sir, no, sir, yes, sir, no, sir.
You have to use just the right touch:
thank you, ma'am, thank you very much;
Thank you, sir, I'm here to serve,
thank you, ma'am, it's more than I deserve.
If you want to keep in tight
remember the customer is always right;
Pretend you like it, pretend to be glad,
but shit by another name would smell as bad!
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