"The Toenail Song" genre: General Comedy
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	A humourous country western style song about toenails
	Story Behind the Song I wrote it when I was 14 with my sister. Lyrics I happened pon a gopher in 1856 I was sittin on a toadstool makin money out of sticks when a gopher comes up to me and starts starin at my toe says the only thing thats botherin him is how do toenails grow Chorus Some are long and some are short some are fat and some are forked some go around in a circular motion some are rubbed with calamine lotion theres many facets to a toenails life Ive only cut mine once or twice Now I went down the yellow brick road to see if I could rest When a white rabbit comes up to me and says he could have guessed that a hare grows on a head and that it frequently gets mowed but the only thing that he don't know is how do toenails grow Chorus Now Ive answered all sorts of folks From Einsteins theory to how frogs croak (ribit) But the most puzzlin one The one that makes me bite my thumb The one that no one seems to know... How do Toenails grow Chorus and repeat

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