"Demons Make Good Housepets_copy" genre: General Comedy
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	Complete with hand claps and banjo, this song celebrates Satan's preferred choice of housepet. Guaranteed to please even the most discriminating cat lover.
	CD: Best of Elastic Goldfish   Label: EG Records Credits: Ing
	Lyrics Demons make good housepets. They don't need very much. Just a little love and care and they won't even eat you. My son is known as Satan. I bought him his new home but he said he was lonely so I bought him some women. He played with them everyday but I had to buy him more 'cause he forgot to feed them and they died in several days. Demons make good housepets. They don't need very much. Just a little love and care and they won't even eat you. This I heard from many folks and thought it sounded good. Now my son is a happy bum 'cause he has demon friends. Just give them a few souls to burn and they will be so gay. They'll laugh and play their games til dawn then off to bed, they say...Demons make good housepets. They don't need very much. Just a little love and care and they won't even eat you...they won't even eat you...

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