Lyrics
When you take our daughter out
We must not have the slightest doubt
She’s safe as can be.
(ROCK & DONNA)
Safe, safe, safe, as can be.
(SHELLEY & JONATHAN)
She’s our precious little girl
The fairest in the whole wide would
She’s royalty.
(ROCK & DONNA)
Roy, roy, roy, royalty.
(SHELLEY & JONATHAN)
Right from the moment
She enters the room
Here is how you should behave
Think of yourself as
Much less than her boyfriend
And more like her slave.
One sure way you will succeed
Anticipate her every need
And treat her like she’s a queen.
On your date, you’re feeling bold
Our daughter’s hand you’d like to hold
You must ask her first
(ROCK & DONNA)
Ask, ask, ask, ask her first.
(SHELLEY & JONATHAN)
She says no. Make no complaint
And exercise some self-restraint
Although you might burst
(ROCK & DONNA)
Burst, burst, burst, you might burst.
(SHELLEY & JONATHAN)
Your teenage hormones
Are rushing and gushing
And you cannot see straight.
If we find out that
You pressed your advantage
We’d have to castrate.
(Jonathan makes scissors with his fingers and snips at Rock)
(SFX: scissors snipping loudly)
(ROCK & DONNA: spoken)
"Ouch!"
(SHELLEY & JONATHAN)
Show our princess disrespect
And you can bet we’ll break your neck
So treat her like she’s a queen.
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