Story Behind the Song
Most of my High School days were either spent doing drugs, or watching other people do them. I did a lot of "thinking" during that time period, and a lot of wondering what the fuck! is wrong with school systems now days. Check this out, our faculty/ administration, what ever the hell you want to call them, they were more worried about the students wearing hats then they were about the students over dosing on pills or puking and pissing everywear from the beer. Basically they have some fucked up priorities. So one night when I was working at carls jr. my manager and I were inhaling the helium that we used for the kid baloons, and it kind of reminded me about the school, and how nobody cares who's fucked up or not. So I grabbed a pen and some paper, and I wrote School House High! It only took half an hour to get the basics down, and then within the next month I had it perfected. I slapped some music to it, recorded it(about a million takes), then passed it out to every mother fucker in the school.
Lyrics
1st verse
All the faculty thinks that our school is verry plain,
but they don't know about the mushrooms or the mary jane,
the po po and the principal think theyve got us in check,
but if they want the truth they havn't seen shit yet,
we got the cheerleaders with mushrooms, and the jocks with the beer,
the skaters with the weed and that's the least that they should fear,
we goth the stage crew with LSD and automatic guns,
not to mention nerds with steroids and their time set bombs,
we got the 4.0 honor student of the year,
hooked on smoking dick and addicted to the beer,
we got the class president, as good as he may seem,
stealing from his parents just so he can buy some green,
we got the little dorks who sit and play with poKemon,
selling shit for cheep just so they can get along,
and if I said it once, then I will say it again,
our stupid faculty does not know where to begin,
they can find our weed and beer take it and toss it in the hills,
but there's one thing that they can't take and thats our many pills,
if they tried to do that to us then there would be a fight,
the reason they can't touch our pills is cause their comming left and right,
we take e'm in the evening then we trip and stay out late,
we go home in the morning and we check our heary rate,
we hop into the shower and we get ready for school,
and when we show up, everybod's trippen to,
your walking down the hall you hear this kid explain,
look at me I'm going insane!
then once again, the high tells you,
ehhm listen, this is what your gonna do,
CHORUS
ahh yeah look what I have done,
I popped a lot of pills and I did it for the fun,
if the cops get called should I stay or should I run?
I should stay and beat e'm down and then I'll shoot e'm with my gun,
2nd verse
I walked up to this guy because I knew he had some pills,
and so I reached into my pocket and I pulled out all my bills,
I slapped a five on top another and I made it to a ten,
he handed me the packet and said ok now begin,
I looked at the package and it said red devil,
the caution read be carefull or you'll turn into a rebel,
I popped in all the pills and I was sitting there just waiting,
tic, tic, tic, tic, tic, contemplating,
I looked down at my watch and the hand was ticking
five minutes passed and then I was tripping,
bells started ringing so I walked down the hall,
I leaned against my homie cause I didn't want to fall,
the high was getting beter I was having a good time,
I turned to my boys and I started to rhyme,
I said,
I got about a pound of weed I know you wanna hit it but forget it cause my flow is going so deep that your shovel couldn't dig it I admit it yes I did it was your woman and I hit it then I quit it was my dick I couldn't fit it,
so tell her I am sorry that my unit is to big,
and if it shrinks a little maybe we can try again,
to fit it in up by her chin I only hope it dosen't break her fucking jaw,
when she opens up her mouth and says,
CHORUS
Ahhhh yeah look what I have done,
I popped alot of pills and I did it for the fun,
if the cops get called should I stay or should I run,
I should stay and beat e'm down and then I'll shoot e'm with my gun.
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