Story Behind the Song
A friend of mine had a video of an old time black comedy hour show. he wanted me to hear a song that this guy sang and when I heard it I knew exactly what I had to do, I had to take that dudes Idea and make it good, I want home and wrote it, I kept his chorus but changed the verses and music. then I recorded it and brought it to him the next day to hear my fucking masterpeice porno rap.
Lyrics
1st verse
Tight pussy, new shoes, and a warm place to shit,
those are the only three things that I want in life, and I admitt,
that I'm a very, very , simple, simple man here's my master plan,
close both of your eyes, open your mouth and extend your hand,
because were gonna have a lot of fun when you see me cum,
busting on your titties but I tell ya babe I'm not done,
cause I keep on going like the energizer bunny,
and if you think i gonna pay then I'll just laugh cause that shits funny,
now if looks could kill well then a murderer you'd be,
because I know every body's thinking about you pussy,
now let me tell you this, can you comprehend my babby doll,
I want to take you home and stick it in were gonna have a ball,
actually you yourself can have, two,
their both up in my sac made especially for you,
to jiggle, and tickle, and play with all night,
but only on one condition, is your pussy tight?
CHORUS
Tight pussy, new shoes, and a warm place to shit,
I want a
Tight pussy, new shoes, and a warm place to shit,
2nd verse
now I my self need to always walk in style,
and if you think thats funny then you need to walk a mile,
in my shoes then it might just clik into your brain,
that if you not walking in style then you must be insane,
because a nice set of shoes will get you everywhere in life,
they'll get you lots of mony and a hoe that wants to be your wife,
but you don't ever let her front,
you just take her home and hump her and you listen to her grunt,
then when after you are finished and you don't want no more,
you put on your new shoes and you head for the door,
because in life, you don't need no diamond rings,
all that you really need are theese three things,
give it to me now, bring it baby
I want a
CHORUS
Tight pussy, new shoes, and a warm place to shit,
I want a
Tight pussy, new shoes, and a warm place to shit
now when you feel your finished and you've had a long day,
always bumping into women who just only want to play,
you've got to settle down, just a little bit,
you start doing that, by taking a shit,
now if whaen you sit dow the toilet seat is cold,
it's gonna piss you off because you know that shit gets old,
so here's a simple way for you to become a cheater,
all that you reallt need is a toilet seat heater,
so there you go, you have gotten passed the system,
I'll repeat my three needs just incase you fucking missed e'm,
it's a
CHORUS
Tight pussy, new shoes, and a warm place to shit,
I want a
Tight pussy, new shoes, and a warm place to shit.
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