"The Dog and Mary Jane and Me" genre: General Comedy
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	It's a pot smokers' anthem. What more to say?
	Credits: Ilan- The singing, the playing, the smoking
	Story Behind the Song Surprise, surprise! When I wrote this song I was smoking a lot of weed and hanging out with my dog. Lyrics Before I met you I was all alone. Nobody'd call me on the telephone. In going out there was not point So I'd just dtay at home and roll a joint And get high. Whoo hoo hoo! I thought it was God's greatest gift: He gave me skills to roll a spliff. It took away my every frown To roll 'em up and smoke 'em down. Bye, bye! Woo hoo hoo! But then you came like from a dream. You made everything seem so new. Now I've got a family of three: It's the dog and mary jane and me. Doggy, chill with me. You are my ace And I'll blow all my pot smoke in your face. You were so skinny back at the pound But from the munchies you got big and round. You got wide. Woo hoo hoo! Before I met you, I couldn't sprout a seed, Now my whole backyard's full of killer weed. I catch your feces in a coffee can. Hey, it makes good fertilizer, man! It's not lie. Woo hoo hoo! Yes and you came like from a dream. You made everything seem so new. Now I've got some company: It's the dog and mary jane and me. I'm anti-social, a bit of a jerk. It's been a while since I could get work. Mostly I take doggy to the park to play. We'll smoke a blunt and throw the frisbee all day And sell dimes. Woo hoo hoo! Best thing about you, on a warm spring day, You make all the ladies look my way. They bend down to pet you, too, And that's when I get a real good view. My, My! Woo hoo hoo! Yes, and you came like from a dream. You made everything seem so new. Now I've got a family of three: It's the dog and mary jane and me.

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