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I think that I was 13 When I decided I wanted to be female,
I saved up the money my Mummy said that I would go to jail,
The doctor was expensive but the operation was a success,
Because straight men now as me if they can suck on my breasts,
Until I learn to control my new parts,
I have to wear a nappy,
But an extra crevice was all I ever,
Needed to be happy,
But now I'm getting older my breasts are giving me back troubles,
I went to the doctor again I said 'remove them on the double',
But somewhere along the lines the operation got switched,
And now I'm a 90 year old man walking around with two dicks
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