Story Behind the Song
I've been arguing atheism for almost a year in many applicable newsgroups, so I decided to compose a song about the way we Free Thinkers - er - think. Here's the scenario: A small group of missionaries shows up at your door. What do you tell them? OK, now what would you *like* to tell them?
Lyrics
THE BIBLE SAYS “GO YE FOREWARD
AND TEACH ALL NATIONS, BAPTIZING THEM IN THE
NAME OF THE FATHER, AND OF THE SON,
AND OF THE HOLY GHOST.”
THESE WORDS ALONE HAVE CAUSED
THE CHRISTIANS TO KNOCK AT MY ENCLAVE
INFORMING ME THAT I AM A SINNER
AND ASKING IF I KNEW HOW TO BE SAVED
WELL, I SAID, I READ THE BIBLE
FOUND IT TO BE RATHER GRUESOME
THE BIBLE ITSELF INVENTED SIN
AND THEN INVENTED THE SOLUTION.
CHRISTIANITY IS INSANITY
UNBELIEVERS GO TO HELL
THE BIBLE’S FULL OF PROFANITY
THE WHOLE THINGS STARTING TO SMELL.
IF YOU SHOW UP AT MY DOOR AGAIN
I’LL SHOW YOU I’M NOT UNDER YOUR SPELL,
IT’S YOUR GOD, IT’S YOUR RULES
NOW YOU GO TO HELL.
THEY TOLD ME I’M IN NEED OF HELP,
TOLD ME OF A MAN NAMED CHRIST.
AND GOD SENT HIM TO CLEANSE MY SINS,
‘TWAS HIS OWN SON HE SACRIFICED.
HE SENT HIS OWN SON DOWN TO EARTH
TO BRING FORTH HOPE AND MIRACLES
HE HEALED THE SICK AND FED THE HUNGRY
THE PERFECT BEING IS OUR MESSIAH
DO YOU KNOW HOW ABSURD THAT IS ?
JESUS HIMSELF ADMITS
HE BROKE THE SABBATH LAW? SO MUCH
FOR A PERFECT SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS.
CHRISTIANITY IS INSANITY
UNBELIEVERS GO TO HELL
THE BIBLE’S FULL OF PROFANITY
THE WHOLE THINGS STARTING TO SMELL.
IF YOU SHOW UP AT MY DOOR AGAIN
I’LL SHOW YOU I’M NOT UNDER YOUR SPELL,
IT’S YOUR GOD, IT’S YOUR RULES
NOW YOU GO TO HELL.
"Christianity is the enemy of liberty & civilization. It has kept mankind in chains."
"I am surrounded by priests who repeat incessantly that their kingdom is not of this world, and yet they lay their hands on everything they can get."
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
I love Jesus, Yes I do. Baked or broiled or in a stew...
"If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or you can inoculate....Try science."
Surgeon General's Warning: Quitting Religion Now Greatly Increases the Chances of World Peace.
I went to church to confess my sins to God And then I realized there was no God and I had no sins.
"You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it's based on a deep seated need to believe."
“These myths violate natural law, contradict science, and fail to correspond with reality or logic. If you can’t see that, then you can’t separate truth from fantasy.”
Christ died for my sins, descended into Hell, and rose again On the third day, in accordance with the Scriptures... And all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
A Humanist or an Athiest can't tell you to go to hell but a Christian can and will.
IF JESUS WAS THE PERFECT MAN
WHY DO HIS GENEOLOGIES DISAGREE?
AND WHY DO ARCHEOLOGISTS SAY
NAZARETH WASN’T ‘ROUND ‘TIL CENTURY THREE?
OK YOU MISSIONARIES, ANSWER ME THIS:
WHY DID JESUS SPEAK IN SOME KIND OF CODE?
MOST PEOPLE COULDN’T UNDERSTAND HIS SPEECH,
FOR THEM TO BE SAVED, WAS IT NOT OWED?
THERE ARE TOO MANY CONTRADICTIONS
FOR THIS EVIDENCE TO BE CREDIBLE,
THE HISTORY OF INTELLECTUAL PROGRESS
IS WRITTEN IN THE LIVES OF INFIDELS.
CHRISTIANITY IS INSANITY
UNBELIEVERS GO TO HELL
THE BIBLE’S FULL OF PROFANITY
THE WHOLE THINGS STARTING TO SMELL.
IF YOU SHOW UP AT MY DOOR AGAIN
I’LL SHOW YOU I’M NOT UNDER YOUR SPELL,
IT’S YOUR GOD, IT’S YOUR RULES
NOW YOU GO TO HELL.
The greater your ignorance, the more evidence you have for the existence of God!
"Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going?"
Organized religion is responsible for the brainwashing of millions of young children too young to know the difference between reality and the fantasies of millions. Save Yourself. Drop Christianity.
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