Lyrics
The Clone Song
He was born in a test tube
thirteen years ago,
Never saw his Momma or his Pa.
He looks just like a person,
but hey, you can’t fool me,
‘cause I know all about his family tree.
(chorus)
He’s a clone (he’s a clone),
a genetic duplication.
They made another fifty just like him.
If you’ve got the money, then you can have one too.
You can have your very own clone.
He costs five thousand dollars,
but he’s very versatile;
really quite a handy little guy.
He can do the laundry,
or he can fix your roof,
but best of all he’s got a guarantee.
(chorus)
He’ll do the things you teach him,
so you better treat him right,
or he may take your money and your wife.
Tell him all about heaven,
and show him right from wrong,
‘cause now you’ve got your very own clone.
(chorus)
Words and music copyright 2001 by Frank Virzi
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