"XBOX Rox! (Dirty Garage Mix)"  Parental Advisory genre: Satire
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	All I want for Christmas is a fucking XBOX!
	CD: Frightful Rubbish (2002) Credits: Marquis Oz-Words And Vocals, Marty Lang-Guitar, Chad-Bass, Duffy-Drums
	Story Behind the Song This song is a joke. This band is a joke. For our REAL band "Scalywags" please go to www.mp3.com/scalywags This is NOT the end of "FanBoy" however........... Stay tuned. Lyrics All I want for Christmas is a new Microsoft XBOX But my mom's a stupid, cheap old bitch and she said, "Probably not!" "I think you only want it cuz your friends all have it and you think that it's really hot. But it costs $300 and that's what I haven't got!" CHORUS Oh what do they know? Fuck my brother, Fuck Nintendo! I want something that really rocks All I want for Christmas is a fucking XBOX! I caught my brother in the bathroom with a big old thing of lube I think he's all excited and and he spanks it cuz he just got his very first pube He told my mom Nintendo's cheaper and man, that's really rude He's the only one on our block or in our school that wants a fucking GameCube CHORUS Hiroshi Yamauchi is a crazy old Japanese nut And Shigeru Miyamoto ain't no god-damn genius Fuck him in the butt Nintendo's kiddie games have really got them in a rut But Bill Gates can win this thing I feel it in my gut CHORUS I'll bet my very last dollar it will be a monster hit Cuz Sony and Nintendo always are and always have been nothing "butt" shit I've seen the specs of the XBOX And man, that shit is live Nobody else has a built-in 10 gig hard drive! CHORUS

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