Story Behind the Song
Written about a night spent in Maumee, Ohio at Big Boy and Meijer.
Lyrics
Brawny Lad
Brawny lad in no camo
Wet commando can not contend
Pizza boxes shot with pellets
With a sling shot, can you contend?
Broken windows, torn shingles
Whoreshit backyard, you shant content
Trendvestite, driving bobcat
Swerving Holgate, he can't contend
Brawny lad
Can't contend
Brawny lad
Horseshit!
Crippled lamb goes in Big Boy
Drinks hot chocolate, sorta contends
Crippled lamb on its knees
Sucking brawny, likes to contend
Next thing known, butter in eye
Lamb thinks twice, can not contend
Big black man claims a vet
Sleeps in truck, we can't contend
Horseshit!
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