"Porno Cave Painting"  Parental Advisory genre: AAA/Adult Alternative
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	began as a letter rejected by both Penthouse forum and archaeology Today.
	CD: unreleased live demo Credits: Deke Hager
	Story Behind the Song It either started out as a dream or was a hallucination brought on by malaria. This version recorded live with a very young version of the new band. Lyrics Porno Cave Painting I found a porno cave painting, It tell the story Of a love profane and prehistoric Well this artifact could not be finer But it's graphic content is not for minors It's the missing link between creation and kink, rated X Well I stood there gazing up at the wall at this scene of cro-magnoms or neanderthals or some earlier version of a horny human being and what they were doing man it was quite obscene I found a scientist to come and take a look And I took her back to that ancient nook Well I could tell right away, she was impressed Because before I knew it, we got undressed And we wrote the latest chapter of that ancient story right there We got interupted by some broadcasters and my newfound colleauge Urged me to work faster She said she hated being interupted in the middle of research And she was the expert so I did my best to please her We got broadcast out there on that TV and I guess just about the whole world could see 'cause we attracted the wrong kind of attention from within this nation you know the kind of people who don't think history was filled with fornication The Christain Coalition showed up, on the scene With their stacks of Bibles and earth moving machines And I thought for a minute they were going to bury me So I grabbed that scientist and said "Doc, it's time that we flee," Well they covered it up nad they shut it down Now that Porno cave Painting will never be found Yes it's lost once again for all eternity But I seen it's glory and man, it was glorious to see Now who's the caveman?

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