Story Behind the Song
When I found out that every little aphid is born pregnent, and that every aphid was capable of producing 100,000 other aphids, I became parinoid that aphids could take over the world!
Lyrics
Aphids in the hall, even if you're tall,
they're gonna get you any way.
Aphids in the hall, even if you're tall,
they're gonna get you any way.
I was walking down the street
my tennies can't be beat
when I came upon a smiling aphid
chewing a piece of meat
I said to his surprise, "Oh please let me
pass on by.."
He said to my dismay, "Yum, Yum yum, some hippie pie!"Aphids in the hall, even if you're tall,
they're gonna get you any way.
Aphids in the hall, even if you're tall,
they're gonna get you any way.
I began to shimmy and shake
for the fear of eing ate,
was climbing up and down my spine like ants upon a cake..
The aphid's jawy grin, was enough to do me in
I ran as fast as my legs could run,
for to crush him would be a sin..
Aphids in the hall, even if you're tall,
they're gonna get you any way.
Aphids in the hall, even if you're tall,
they're gonna get you any way.
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