"Are We In Hell Yet?"  Parental Advisory genre: Alternative General
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	A great alterna/rock song that was written about the town in which we currently live. It was originally called "Corvallis Fucking Sucks," but ever since mp3.com went public, they don't seem to like seeing naughty words on their site.
	CD: 10K Platinum Hits Vol 16   Label: 10K Credits: Lord Pres and Ron
	Story Behind the Song The motivation behind the song is Corvallis, Oregon. Corvallis has got to be one of the fucking worst cities in all of America. If you ever come to Oregon, stay away from here. Just listen to the song and maybe you will understand. But the hell that we call Corvallis really cannot be expressed by words. I guess if you're wondering what hell is going to be like, you could visit...... Lyrics dm ron: yo why did i move to this shitty town i wanna kill everyone it always brings me down i hate myself and wanna kill myself do you hate yourself and wanna kill yourself? well join the club, its called corvallis its what the mother fuckin definition of hell is it fuckin sucks dick just like your mom on a mother fucking friday night yah shes got nice tits and the price is right but that dont matter when youre in corvallis cuz the girls are fat and the school is hellish just a bunch of greeks and a bunch of geeks and a bucnh of fools this shit is fucking weak and im not fucking kidding lord prez: me and ron sit around, smoke an ounce of weed cuz there aint nothing better to do i turn on digital cable but its only poo poo im wondering what the fuck i gots to do to escape this boredom that my life has become waiting on the couch just aint that much fun i kick back and look as my life passes by its time to catch some reruns of family fuckin ties chorus: corvallis fucking sucks, it sucks my fucking dick OSU's a joke, and higher ed's a trick but what the fuck do you expect from a town full of hicks, biatch? dm ron: the bars suck cock just a bunch of frat guys tryin to fuck a bunch of girls cuz they think they're fly i got some news for you, you aint that cool some people say that i sing like jewel well if thats a fact, suck my cack yo i heard your dad was a god damn mack he pimps out your mom for five fucking cents bitch i got baseball bat so i killed my cat i was that fucking bored and i wish i had a gat so i could kill everyone cuz i hate everyone cuz i hate this town it would be so fun the god damn mayor, i fuckin hate her but she's kinda hot so i wanna lay her but that doesnt change the fact that corvallis fuckin sucks my god damn dick lord prez: its time to examine how shitty life is well fucking corvallis stole my will to live i thought i was moving to the LBC but the god damn travel brochure sure as hell fooled me im goin to the store to buy myself a beer hit 70 in a school zone try to learn the kids some fear im probably late for work, an employee like no other but instead i'll hit the strip and i'll fuck your god damn mother chorus lord prez: corvallis is so boring i hate this fucking town it rains so god damn much but not enough to drown all the hicks and the fratboys that are fuckin beer bitches super freaky tweekers that i'll slap with my dick! dm ron: i wanna get fucked up, nothin else to do besides smoke some pot or drink some brew i hate this life and i wish i was dead i need some god damn money and some god damn head but the girls are prude, the whores are rude the jokes aren't crude and no one's nude what the fuck do you expect me to do? chorus

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