"The Idaho Conspiracy" genre: General Comedy
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	Idaho doesn't exist.
	CD: Huh? Credits: Written, performed, and recorded by Jeff Luna (f. Mike Howell on Gas Can)
	Story Behind the Song I have received a fairly large amount of hate mail in the past few months from Idahoans calling me everything from Tater-hater to Anti-Idahite to Ida****er. They petitioned successfully to have me taken off Casey Kasem's Weekly Top 40, and are currently working with national grocery store chains to put me on the "Potato Blacklist." It is important that people realize that this song is not meant to be taken seriously. It is merely an idea, and to paraphrase the First Amendment of our Constitution, "Ideas are good." Lyrics I've never been to Idaho Never heard much about Except they make potatoes It may be on the map and all They say that Boise is the capital But I don't think so It's shaped like a gas can, and it may be Bigger than Texas for all I know But it doesn't really exist And it wouldn't be missed If it was ever there at all Chorus Idaho, (You can't go to) Idaho Cause it doesn't really exist And it wouldn't be missed If it was ever there at all The government imports potatoes from China But thought it'd be kind of patriotic If they said they were from the states And the US map inventor Wanted something in the center To make its size inflate She was part time cartographer Part time prostitute So she called it Idaho And she drew the oblong shape bordering Canada where she knew no one would go Chorus

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