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    "Galleria Jesus"  Parental Advisorygenre: Alternative General
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    There's everything else in the mall...why not a church? Perhaps religion wouldn't be dying such a death if there were more churches in malls.
    CD: Chelated Metal   Label: Yodache (released independantly by band)
    Credits: Acid Toad Secretion

    Story Behind the Song
    Malls are where it's at. The city centre as we one knew it is fucked forever, thanks to the suburban mall.

    Since these malls began opening on the Sabbath day (not a bad thing), religion is also on its way out, as one of its selling points was that there was once nothing else to do on Sunday, so you might as well be a Christian, right?

    This song was ATS's lobby to put a church in a mall for all your one-stop salvation needs...and to save Christianity (wink wink nudge nudge!).

    Lyrics
    Attention KMart shoppers
    Crosses on sale under the blue light
    We offer you great prices
    And an opportunity to see the light
    First 100 customers get
    A new testament with a 10 dollar purchase
    Baptisms in the fountain
    Across from Burger King
    CHURCH IN A CHURCH IN A CHURCH IN A MALL
    $1.44 buys you forgiveness for your sins
    Collection plates are at the cashier
    Throw 10% of your money in
    Heavy metal choirboys for your entertainment
    In the record store
    Billy Graham's crusading in the salvation department
    On the second floor
    CHURCH...
    The Ginsu circumcision kit is now on sale
    In our hardware department
    Don't forget to enter our draw
    Win the chance to be a Pope for a day
    The Jehovah's Witness blood donor clinic
    On all week, MC'd by Julian Cope
    Experience "Ride the wild Jesus"
    Over where the street kids sell their dope
    CHURCH IN A CHURCH IN A CHURCH IN A MALL


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