"The Ghost of Jim Varney" genre: Leftfield
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	Creepy song about being haunted by Jim Varney. He's stuck in limbo because he still thinks he's Ernest and he thinks I'm Vern.ö
	CD: The Ghost of Jim Varney   Label: Living Room Productions Credits: K. Lindsey
	Story Behind the Song Kevin and Bean, the wacky morning DJs of LA radio station, KROQ, put out a call this year for some new Halloween songs from any artist. I, of course, had to participate so I wrote this here little ditty. Not sure how the idea came about, but it's a fun song. Hopefully it actually gets some airtime. That would be pretty cool for a loser artist like me.ó Lyrics I am haunted by the ghost of Jim Varney He appears in my room every night He thinks I’m Vern and won’t stop talking to me I just want to get some sleep, why won’t he get out of sight He tells me about the time he went to camp And all about the Auto Square in Cerritos Goes on and on about saving Christmas And the other twenty movies that went straight to video I am haunted by the ghost of Jim Varney He keeps me up all hours of the night He thinks he’s still Ernest and won’t shut the hell up He keeps trying to sell me Sprite I wish he’d go away, I can’t take it anymore His rubbery face really gives me the creeps I don’t know why he chose to haunt me Maybe it’s because I watched his TV show one week I'm telling you for the last time, I'm not Vern. Your name's not even Ernest It's Jim Varney, you're an actor You have to understand that I was haunted by the ghost of Jim Varney He appeared in my room every night He thought I was Vern and wouldn’t stop talking to me But now I can sleep because he finally saw the light

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