"The Christmas Rap"  Parental Advisory genre: Alternative Hip Hop
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	This is a song about our favorite time of the year about our favorite jolly old man...
	CD: Commitment to Excellence   Label: Bearded Clam Productions Credits: DJ Diesel--vocals, DJ Bitchnutz--vocals, beat
	Story Behind the Song Santa's a dirty bastard. We wanted to expose that fat fuck. Lyrics i'm comin' down your chimney on christmas eve so get ready to say "hi" to my nigga big steve i bring ya gifts and don't ever steal so please hit ya knees and act like a seal i'll make it simple bitch suck my wang while i put coal in the stockings you hang i'm ready to go so lose the drawers kris kringle's gonna tag that ass of yours first i'll untangle your pubes cause they're gattin' nappy most call me st. nik, but you can call me pappy so wham bam holy night slam i hope you like my christmas ham keepin it up one two one two i'll sprinkle your eye with magic goo santa's spermies fly with a massive heave god dammit i think i got some on my sleeve a very merry christmas to your stank ass cooch next year i'm gonna bring you some candy cane douch CHORUS: santa's gonna fuck you up and then he's gonna glue your butt shut cause santa knows what's up he hates your little guts so you can just shut the fuck up or santa will fuck you up ho ho ho and all that shit i just got done playin' with mrs. claus's clit santa's never impotent like that bitch bob dole look into my pants and see the real north pole i'll leave your house with a nod and a wink leavin' presents under the tree and pubes in the sink deck the halls with my big fat dick don't put it all in your mouth it'll make you sick i'm spreading christmas cheer right through your anus you'll take it with a smile just like greg louganis i'll pull it right out so lick it quick santa can't be havin' skid marks on his dick the children were snuggled all warm in their beds well they were snuggled warm 'til i pooped on their heads i had explosive diarrhea so my shit was all runny the kids were all pissed, but i thought it was funny the kids had turds for an early christmas feast i'm done in the west, now it's time to head east CHORUS twas the night before christmas and all through the house you could hear granny's screams when i ripped off her blouse we were layin' by the fire, i took off her adult diaper then i ripped off my trousers so i could stovepipe her she said slow down, quit being pushy i said shut the fuck up and stuck a candy cane up her pussy she sucked a mean dick 'cause she had no teeth i pulled out and gave her tits a spermie wreath i looked in her crotch and almost got sick 'cause her clit was shriveled and hung down like a dick i ran to the roof and jumped on the sled tossed my cookies all over prancer's head he looked at me and started to scoff i said bitch remember last year when i ripped your balls off well now it's your dick if you don't fuckin' fly he took off at a run and jumped in the sky the rest of the night went off without any hitches 'cause i blew a nut on all the little bitches CHORUS CHORUS man, fuck you santa fuckin' jizz in my eye dirty ass motherfucker

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