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a long time ago not too far from here lived the life of a chihuahua named Mortimur,
now he was not like his other friends,
Mortimur had a very hairy rear end,
the other dogs they laughed and they called him names,
but he was proud of his furry butt mane...his furry butt mane
Mortimur, had big butt fur,
just a little absurd,
but Mortimur had big butt fur!
he never complained about his butt being hairy,
except when he got a couple of dingleberries,
one day he met a chihuahua named Claire,
he liked her a lot but she hated his hair,
Mortimur got out his razor and cream,
and now he's making the little bitch scream...the little bitch scream
Mortimur, shaved his fur,
just a little absurd, but Mortimur shaved his fur
got frostbite on his ass and he died!
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