"Sperm"  Parental Advisory genre: Folk
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	Inspired by a botched pregnancy test.
	MP3.com CD: Slider Game - buy it! CD: Slider Game   Label: Fat Guy Rock Credits: Inebriated spoken word by Nathan Graziano, appearing courtesy of the Green Bean Press.
	Lyrics Mom I still have sperm. You know, that seed that We both thought to be defective. Turns out that shit swims to beat the band. And if I talked it up enough, I think you'd be amazed at The crazy shit I'm thinking. Your little boy just made a little man. I played sissors-paper-stone, Caught a tiger by the toe, Now I'm shit scared, I know they fuck you up, Your mom and dad. The first time they had me by the balls, The doctor asked me, "Cough," And I said, "No, but sometimes I have headaches."

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