"The Life of Dan" genre: Satire
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	Autobiographical songs only work if your life is interesting.
	CD: The Life of Dan   Label: StoneBoat Music
	Lyrics I eat a tuna sandwich Feed the parakeet Go and take a shower Lather, rinse, repeat It isn't hard to follow But the plot's a little thin Not the next Gone With the Wind I've never been a hero I've never saved the world And when I'm faced with danger I scream and run like a girl I'm not Mahatma Ghandi But if you must compare I'm better at computer solitaire "The Life of Dan" will never be a movie "The Life of Dan" will never be a book Even I fall fast asleep just thinking about me I wonder what's on TV But maybe I just need someone To ghost-write my memoirs Cast me in dramatic light; Sort of "geek-noir" And edit out the parts of me that might appear ho-hum Like everything I've ever said or done "The Life of Dan" will never be a movie "The Life of Dan" will never be a book Nothing ever happens and it goes on far too long Don't even make that good a song bridge: We'd add some animation and James Earl Jones narration And the best special effects we can afford And with every little tiny teensy weensy thing I do The orchestra hits a dramatic CHORD And then I'd get DiCaprio To play the part of me To say the things I never said And be who I can't be Put in a car chase And some gratuitous sex Oh, I wonder what will happen to me next? So "The Life of Dan" will finally be a movie Digitized with Dolby surroundsound An heroic epic tale that will rival Hercules Or 2 hours of me trying to find my keys

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