Story Behind the Song
It's my controversial solution to the California power crisis. I guess I'm just tired of hearing about "the other coast". So, tt came to me in a dream, just cut off the west coast with a big laser beam. It's comical and plugs the east coast while making fun of the west coast with shameless name dropping to include our very own MP3.COM!
Lyrics
You know, everybody's always talkin' and singin' about the west coast, like that's the only place to be you know? Like there's no where else to be... They talk about Hollywood, Santa Monica Boulevard, Beverly Hills, Silicon Valley, if ya ask me the whole place is made a' silicon, at least the women are... I mean Eminem ain't even from there. Anyway, you asked what my point is, well this is it... Ya see, I'm from the East Coast, that's where it's at, other than DC, it's alright you know? I mean we got Moby, we don't host grammies, we got wammies, ain't no mud slides in Miami, did I sat we got Moby? Anyway, these days the one thing we definitely got that they don't is POWER, you know ENERGY... I couldn't run my studio the Clubhouse without it, much less my radio, in any case, I'm here to say I've got the solution, no more pollution, I mean it came to me in in a dream... I moved my friends, my family from out there to here, and well, we just cut it off like that, with a big laser beam from outer space like in the Jetsons, we just cut off the west coast, I mean it was gonna fall off anyway...
Hey CA... good bye...
I'm afraid California's blocking my view of Venus, I have no choice but to use my Laser x14 demodulator...
Oh, almost forgot, there's a few things out west we really don't don't wanna loose, I mean there's the In and Out burger, MP3.COM, we should just move them out here 'cause they help me a lot in the music biz, and I don't want them to end up like Napster, anyway, other than that we should just 86 'em ' I don't know I guess I'm just tired...
Hey CA... good bye...
Gotta cut off the west coast, come on gotta cut off the west coast, come on
Gotta cut off the west coast, come on gotta cut off the west coast, come on
Gotta cut off the west coast, come on gotta cut off the west coast, come on
Gotta cut off the west coast, come on gotta cut off the west coast, come on
In an unrelated story today, president Bush resolved the California power crisis by
severing the state from the continent using a large laser beam from outer space like in the Jetsons
Hey CA... good bye...
Gotta cut off the west coast, come on gotta cut off the west coast, come on
Gotta cut off the west coast, come on gotta cut off the west coast, come on
Gotta cut off the west coast, come on gotta cut off the west coast, come on
Gotta cut off the west coast, come on gotta cut off the west coast, come on
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