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    "M.I.L.K."genre: General Comedy
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    This is one of our silliest songs. A punk-opera tune about Viking warriors who imbibe milk before battle, this song has been played across the country on the Doctor Demento Show in 1999, 2000 and 2001!
    CD: Free Brains & Dead Bodies
    Credits: (c) 1998, 2000 The Consortium of Genius

    Lyrics
    Early in the morn
    Before the battle horn
    Before it's time to slay
    Before the break of day
    As dawn comes to the east
    Begins our morning feast
    With tales of battle song
    We break our fast at dawn!

    MILK! MILK!
    MILK! MILK!
    Pass it round the hall
    MILK! MILK!
    MILK! MILK!
    Heed the battle call
    MILK! MILK!
    MILK! MILK!
    Toast the first to die
    MILK! MILK!
    MILK! MILK!
    Here's milk in your eye

    The wenches milk the cattle
    The men prepare for battle
    The milk flows from the flagon
    We're off to slay the dragon
    At dawn the armies clash
    By dusk their bodies, ash
    Before that time, rejoice!
    With MILK, the ale of choice

    MILK! MILK!
    MILK! MILK!
    Drink it while you can
    MILK! MILK!
    MILK! MILK!
    Slay with iron hand
    MILK! MILK!
    MILK! MILK!
    The dead enshroud with silk
    MILK! MILK!
    MILK! MILK!
    The living drink more milk

    We drink MILK as we should
    It does a Viking good
    It's good for bones and teeth
    The sun our bones will bleach
    In battle we dismember
    The elders will remember
    In Valhalla their ilk
    Will soon drinking MILK

    MILK! MILK!
    MILK! MILK!
    Pass it round the hall
    MILK! MILK!
    MILK! MILK!
    Heed the battle call
    MILK! MILK!
    MILK! MILK!
    Toast the first to die
    MILK! MILK!
    MILK! MILK!
    Here's milk in your eye
    MILK! MILK!
    MILK! MILK!
    Drink it while you can
    MILK! MILK!
    MILK! MILK!
    Slay with iron hand
    MILK! MILK!
    MILK! MILK!
    The dead enshroud with silk
    MILK! MILK!
    MILK! MILK!
    The living drink more milk

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