"APES ON CRACK - Parody of Flagpole Sitta"  Parental Advisory genre: Satire
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	Parody of FLAGPOLE SITTA by Harvey Danger, spoofing The Planet of the Apes. Licensed by The Harry Fox Agency
	MP3.com CD: APES ON CRACK - buy it! CD: APES ON CRACK   Label: Cujobyte Records Credits: Words by Dave Lasher. Music by Harvey Danger. Licensed by The Harry Fox Agency
	Lyrics I was just an astronaut I blasted off for space in the morning They shoulda gave me a warning Of where they're sendin me to The monkeys here are talkin And they're bipedally walking around What is this place that I've found? A mutant Brooklyn Zoo (Monkey House! -but they're the ones in charge) These monkeys are smokin crack When they attack You watch you're back They caught me in a net And then they shot me in the neck with an Uzi It made me feel a bit woozy And now I can't use my voice They threw me in a prison With a hottie, stone age, woman to screw me But I wasn't horny I just want to get my spaceship back and fly back home, yeah! These monkeys are smokin crack When they attack You watch you're back They're smarter than you think Hell, one's a shrink But they still stink I wanna find my friend And make this nightmare end I'm gonna sue NASA My lawyer's gonna have a time They'll pay a fine My Jaguar will shine Upon The Rhine Upon The Rhine Ahhh Holy shit! They got my friend! They cut his head! They fucked with his brain! And now he's droolin' insane Now it's just me and the chick We make our break. We steal a horse We flee until we come to the beach My ship is nearly in reach But what's this buried Statue of Liberty? Noo! These monkeys are smokin crack When they attack You watch you're back They're smarter than you think We've been hoodwinked But they still stink

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