"While You Were Out" genre: Folk Punk
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	This song is a story about what happens when you leave your house unlocked and get unexpected visitors, including naked slobs, a reanimated fascist leader, and an exploded hamster. A gremlin sings on this song. The lyrics are a reflection of the distortion that occurs in time-space when kittens have puppies and mother's blouse is used to clean up the mess.
	CD: Flaxen Paper   Label: Fuchsia Death Credits: Mike & Rob - Almost everything; Gremlin - Backup vocals
	Story Behind the Song The song took about 7007596885 takes to record. Instruments used include guitars, pots and pans, popcorn tins, toy flutes, maracas, and badgers. The gremlin was happy and started singing "zip-a-dee-doo-da" over and over, so that's why we had to do so many takes. Lyrics I like to drink apple juice in the morning I like to eat old shoe leather too Burn down the maltshop and tear out your afro Take your false teeth out and eat your own poo While you were out buying groceries this morning A fat naked man came into your house He did step aerobics and used all your latex Wiped all his sweat on your mom's favorite blouse Gimme that sandwich you peg-legged bandit Take your false teeth out and puke on the floor This is a stick-up so gimme your laundry Take all your clothes off and run through the store While you were out buying groceries this morning Hitler's dead corpse appeared on your couch He watched all your movies and didn't rewind them And ate rancid custard with Oscar the Grouch While you were out buying groceries this morning The hamster exploded and the house ran away The blender became president of the Mexican drug trade The kitten had puppies and the partridge got spayed

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