"Guy In a Plaid Dress" genre: Alternative General
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	Story Behind the Song Just wanted to write a silly song about a guy in a plaid dress. That's just about it. Since then, the song has gotten pretty popular. Lyrics The record is spinning the table it turns The speakers are pumping and his heart starts to churn Piercings and a jacket he strolls toward the table To get a punch cup and spike it to disable His mind is fried that’s what his parents try to say Like right said fred he’s over in a big way He mumbles to himself as he does a honky dance But notice yes notice he’s wearing no pants No one wants a guy in a plaid dress Even though they tell him that the girlies say that freaks are the best No one wants a guy in a plaid dress The preppies all say he flunks but he’ll pass the test The girls all chuckle wearing venomous disguises The ice breaks away as his pulse slowly rises He looks around the room now the party’s getting started Phrases hit his ears like my god he’s so retarded The accepted all make jokes but to him it’s overlooked Staying in a small town he knows his goose is cooked He knows after years of playing his guitar They’ll be pumping gas while he’s rocking in a bar No one wants a guy in a plaid dress Even though they tell him that the girlies say that freaks are the best No one wants a guy in a plaid dress The preppies all say he flunks but he’ll pass the test His body is drunk as he jumps they flee like birds The turn up their noses deciding he’s disturbed Music pumping harder a football players evil eye He lumbers over to force a bid goodbye But our hero won’t waiver now that whisky brought disorder He gets a running start and moshes jimbo to the corner Like Ricardo Montoban he’s suave as he turns to look A girl dressed like him giving him a wanting look Someone wants this guy in a plaid dress Even though they tell him no this girlies says that he is the best Someone wants this guy in a plaid dress On the test he got an A+ but tell me, will you be next?

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