Story Behind the Song
Rob and Mike can't sing, so they decided to rap. Well, they can't really rap either, but its not as bad as their singin. Anyway, its about gettin laid, so its gotta be good. Also, the Chorus was originally from "Beaver Patrol" which was written by Josh Skillman and Joe Teague. The rest was written by Rob and Mike.
Lyrics
(rob/spoken) We're gonna do a form of music that requires
no creativity and no musical talent in vocals
(mike/spoken) Oh, hip hop?
(rob/spoken) Damn right
(mike/spoken) Wait, we don't even know what we're gonna do the
song about yet.
(rob/spoken) What is one of the main things on an
18 year old guys mind?
(mike/spoken) Ah, gotcha
(rob) I cant seem to get you out of my mind
Havin visions of hittin dat from da behind
(mike) While Rob is thinkin about gettin ass
I think I'll just sit back with my Sega Dreamcast
(rob/spoken) Damn Mike, don't you fantasize about anything but videogames?
(mike/spoken) Well, you know what the ladies call me don't you?
(rob/spoken) Mario?
(mike) They call me love docta
The booty body rocka
My lovins so electric, they call me the shocka
(rob) Whatchu talkin 'bout man
Yer never gonna score
The only thing yer rockin is Nintendo 64
*Chorus: (credit josh and joe)
I wanna hit dat baby can't you see?
Why ain't you givin any to me?
See I'm like butta, I'm on a roll
Baby baby please, gimme a call!
(mike) Last night me and dis honey,
In case you'd like to know,
I took her lovin mayo and spread it on my roll.
(rob/spoken) Geez man thats sick! And thats really bad imagery
(mike) Yeah well ...
I tried to call you up, we had sandwiches for 3
Instead the lovin luncheon was strictly there for me.
(rob) I think yer takin this a little bit too far
(mike) Wait wait I haven't told you about the salad bar!
(rob) Last night while at this party I began the honey hunt
Until I found 3 lovely ladies who liked to share their -censored-
*Chorus
I wanna hit dat baby can't you see?
Why ain't you givin any to me?
See I'm like butta, I'm on a roll
Baby baby please, gimme a call!
(mike) Gonna get it in there slow, then I wanna rock ya fast
(rob) You know you wanna feel my flow and I'm gonna make it last
(mike) Just like yer wildest dreams I'm gonna have ya soppin wet
(rob) I'll have ya pantin on the floor when I'm callin you my pet
(mike) You better watch yer step cause its gettin mighty slick
(rob) I'll be packin in my jams while I'm packin in my -censored-
(mike/spoken) Rob! Rob! Wake up, I just beat Final Fantasy 8!
(rob/spoken) Sonofa!
*Chorus
I wanna hit dat baby can't you see?
Why ain't you givin any to me?
See I'm like butta, I'm on a roll
Baby baby please, gimme a call!
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